(From the medical files of the Metazen editors) After an intense examination originally carried out to establish the value of the insurance contract to be taken out for Metazen, which involved biting into copies of print publications and running Lissajous curves on the beach, the editors were subjected to a high frequency hearing test. It showed that their ability to process audio signals was similar to that of the Dwarf Minke whales. This explains their uncanny facility to manage complex editing operations from four different locations thousands of miles apart. It may also account for the team’s high demand for krill - rather uncommon among online magazine staff.
