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An Annoying Noise Annoys and Oyster.
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The smokestacks and buildings and trees of La Esperanza soap factory rose clear and still, like a little city, to the left. The great brown mountains of the west made a mighty sweep around behind the two cities, and then fell away south again in folds on folds of gaunt desolation.
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Here is a list of writers and editors with nice asses:
1. Rachel Branwen
2. Ana Carrete
3. Frances Dinger
4. Steve Roggenbuck
5. Reynard Seifert
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I watched children tumble down a snowy hill today. Up they climbed and down they fell, over and over. They were soaked with dirt-grass-snow. I could smell them from the bottom. I rolled three balls of snow and made a snow dad.
I told my snow dad that I loved him.
I came back to my snow dad two days later and someone had turned his carrot nose into a carrot dick. I was kind of offended but I walked on.
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I wish it wasn’t cliche to joke about Jon Franzen. What would DFW say, you fucks?
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Here is a list of writers and editors that would it would be acceptable to blow:
1. Sean Lovelace
2. Brian Oilu
3. Scott McClanahan
4. Zachary Whalen
5. Richard Chiem
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The largest clitoris in the world.
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The body of online writers 35 and under is impressive. There are so many impressive writers all around me. I like to like their facebook statuses. I like to write them messages. I like to watch the body take a shape.
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Whatever happened to Heather Ideepthroat? I don’t know. She was all over the place when I was in University. All those five minute clips. What a symbol of womanhood. Her boyfriend’s dick was huge. She would do everything too. Hero. Woman. Symbol.
Is Heather still with her BF?
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Yesterday a doctor pulled a cyst from my shoulder. It was the shape and size of beetle. I put it in a pill jar. The pill jar is in the freezer. I said to myself “I’ll show this to my kids when I have kids”. I bet I’ll get drunk and light it on fire. I’ve been thinking about that all day.
